why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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the WNBA

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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TELL

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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