Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Your mom is fat

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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