Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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