What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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