- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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