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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

TIMMAH!

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

The Barackness Monster

knock knock Labrinth come in

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

general tso's broccoli

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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