- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Colby Michael Schluter

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

shammmm is a lesbian.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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