- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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