What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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you first

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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The Holocaust.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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