The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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