A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Hi

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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