- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

This is not a joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's 9 + 10 19

Samraj.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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