Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Once upon a time, The end.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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