Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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what happens every day? People die

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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