What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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I have aids

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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