- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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