I pooped.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Anyone??????????/

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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i like turtals and kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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GONNA

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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