Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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purple pickles

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shut up iggy

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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