what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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42, that is all

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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