Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

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