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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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