why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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