What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

acualy is dolan

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Hillary Clinton

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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