What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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