Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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