what did meredith and nick have in common an i

a man said hi.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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