Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

This is not a joke or is it

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

A seal walks into a club.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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