- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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