why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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