What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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