- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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