what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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A white person at Harvard

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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