how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Where's my tractor?

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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