- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

what do you call gingers ugly.

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