- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.