An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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politically correct!

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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a man said hi.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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