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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

How high is a Chinaman

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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