A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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