so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what do u call a black person by his name

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

penis haha

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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