i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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