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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Knock knock ... No ones home

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What time is it? Refrigerator

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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