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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

A Sloth runs...

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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