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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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