- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

the asian kid gets an F

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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