Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Women's rights

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

hi

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Hi

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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