Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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