What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Bumsniffer

womens rights

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Knock knock Who's there Police

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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