- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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