- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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