A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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