- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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