Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Abortion

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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