- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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