- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

look under under where under under where. under the couch

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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