- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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