I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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