Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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my mind's eye?

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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gay porn...

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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