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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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