- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

WHAT????

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

You idiot.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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