I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Stop. Seriously stop.

womens rights

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

how did the man die he didnt

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A shark ate your mom

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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