There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Santa isn't real

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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