Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

A man... walks.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Minecraft.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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