Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What did the car do? CRASH!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

say cheese

child labor

A dog is always in the pushup position.

whats polish and black a polish black person

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Republicans

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Michel Moor on a die...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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