- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

woman's rights

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Nice belt.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Carrot fingers

Do u take sugar?

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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