A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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British Dentistry

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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child labor

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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