Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Where's my tractor?

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

I'm Jewish

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

penis

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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