Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Anti Joke

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