Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

i lost the game

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Women's rights

hi bye

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

pudding

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

hey John will you make some copies

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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