A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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