Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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redtube

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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