A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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