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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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