- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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