- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Nickelback.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

baby seal walks into a club

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