Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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