It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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