A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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