there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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