A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Girls soccer

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Boner

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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My friend harris is fat.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Bad grammers.

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