- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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