The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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