- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

taking out the trash... at night

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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