- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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