- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What is a chair?

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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