If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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