- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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suck my balls mr.garison

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the house burn down? Obama

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