- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Women's Rights Movement

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

my gramma died

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