- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

tims sty:)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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