A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Set up Punch line.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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bacon

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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gabbi nunez ;)

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get in the car.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Anti Joke

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