What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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