- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Face...the other white meat!

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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