- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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