Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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I just drank a cola.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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