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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

An man walks to a bra

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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